Oh Johnny

WWE Wrestler John Hennigan aka Johnny Nitro aka John Morrison aka Luscious Leftfoot

Nothing says badasss like a fringed pantleg, I always say.

What's with that face?

The eyeliner was a poor choice, particularly before nightfall.

Don't worry, I'm here. Shh, it's okay...no one's going to hurt you anymore.

Except maybe this guy.

Sure, he's a tool, but does it really matter? Shallow, maybe, but I'm enjoying all of this.

Work that hair, girl.

His "partner", The Miz, from Real World "fame".

Undoubtedly, he's got the greatest abs in the "sport."

Buttastic.

And such a beautifully trim waist. Unfortunately, just below that beautiful waist are those hideous pants.

I can't believe it either -- you're not wearing those tiny little trunks? Really?

Strut.